Facebook Chat Cheating

This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.

Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"

Facebook Chat Cheating by Kotnusfreak June 8, 2011

Facebook Vulnerability

By requesting to be friends with someone on facebook, you show a sign of weakness towards that person, causing an awkward situation

"Why didnt you add that chick you met last night on facebook"
"I would show facebook vulnerability

Facebook Vulnerability by DJskurrrrrr June 16, 2011

facebook wolves 

facebook wolves are those who hide in the deep crevices of the facebook home screen watching posts like prey,and attacking them with likes & comments

you:hey you seen jens new wall post
me:yeah but those damn facebook wolves got a hold of it first

facebook wolves by ayeyoaye July 26, 2011

Facebook Bitch Cult 

Females who generally post status updates relating to how boys are jerks, douches, assholes etc. becuase they break hearts. Ironically they are the ones who go for guys way out of their leauge and ignore the guy who they would be best with.
They are most likely planning world domination and taking all males as slaves.

John Beefcake
"Ugh, more statuses about how guys suck, the Facebook Bitch Cult is taking over!"

Sam Brown
"Guys suck, guys cheat, guys break hearts, guys are players, guys lie"
2 minutes ago
2 people like this

Shaniqua Liqua
"S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)"
6 minutes ago.
6 people like this

Facebook Bitch Cult by ItzOvErNine9000 August 15, 2011

facebook glitch 

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.

Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>

facebook glitch by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011

Facebook party 

Party involving friends you mostly interact with online. Physical interaction may be awkward.

Wow, this Facebook party is really lame, who are these people?!

Facebook party by sokirk September 29, 2011

Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho) 

One who feels the need to post scantily clad photos of themself on a daily basis just to piss off the frenemies on their friend list and maybe grab some attention while they are at it.

*to show off your goods and you know it's good so you don't care what the haters say.

Example:

Molly says: did you see her profile picture? What the.....she's a Fa-Ho.

Cindy says: I know-what a "Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho)"

Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho) by Surfer Mommi November 7, 2011