im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken!

A term used when expressing extreme surprise

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

by NutsAboutHarry May 7, 2011

fuck a duck and see what hatches

awesome phrase

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011

can you quack like a duck

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.

"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

by Hoverbacon November 4, 2015

Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)

"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

by GoFuckADuckYouBitch February 20, 2017

I’m stuck like a duck with no luck

When your stuck like a duck with no luck

HELP I’M STUCK LIKE A DUCK WITH NO LUCK

by Suster creator god June 16, 2022

fuck the duck's head until it's exploded

干爆鸭头

Suppose you are in a Chinese restaurant.
"Which dish do you prefer?"
"fuck the duck's head until it's exploded."

by Mr. ssb July 17, 2020