cutting burrs

The act of going into a farm shed and having fun sex with a friend.

Kel took Pete up to the hay shed and they kissed and cuddled and that led to some serious burr cutting! They had an awesome time! They will be cutting burrs more often from now on.

by The haycutter May 11, 2018

Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.

Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022

International stop cutting day

On December 1 just tell anyone that you love that everything gonna be ok!

Person1- “why are you so happy today?”
Person2- “It’s International Stop Cutting day!”

by 7:$:?:)373$2!2! November 5, 2021

McGurk upper cut

the mcgurk upper cut is when a man is chugging a large beverage and someone falls to there knees behind the victim and delivers an uppercut to his genitals causing him to fall to the ground vomiting everything he just chugged

I cant believe they made Brendon clean up his own puke after andy gave him that Mcgurk upper cut.

by Brookfield rocks June 6, 2011

Cut-up buddy

Someone you cut up with (goof off with) in class.

He's my favorite cut-up buddy in history.

by bb1011 September 7, 2016

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021