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Minivans
Luxury minivans are the coolest car ever because some of them have good quality interior, and they have heated captains chairs, very spacious than and suv and they have TVs like in an airplane
by EMD F59PHI July 24, 2024
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loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.
When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
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brother's car

Dylan: name and occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: name dumbass!
ShengXian: smoker bitch
Dylan: occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: what is the freakiest thing you've ever done?
ShengXian: brother's car
by SMARTMOE May 28, 2022
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Car guy

"Car guy" is a term used to describe guys who get their sense of self worth from the car that they spent all their savings on.
"All the car guys are washing their cars in the driveway just to show off"
by Sisher3 September 9, 2025
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Car

A travel machine that people use to drive on black concrete paths like crazy, sometimes causing an accident.

You need a license to use it, often referred to as a "drivers license" in which you need to be at least 16 and pass a test to optain it.
Joe: I'm driving a car!
Zoey: How did you pass the test? You are driving like a maniac if he took benadryl!
by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025
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rally car

typically Swedish, Italian or french car loosely based on what you think a car is. North American attempts to commission Evos, WRX, RS and most other road going variants to follow a route thru your local gravel roads. (note local gravel roads are not in Detroit rather the northern suburb of L'anse or the twin cites suburb of Akeley (And its still 7 miles north of there)).

They hide expensive suspension, cages, and comfy seats.

Manned by robots (no fear of things bc they don't know or care) with helmets and in car communication. The communication is mostly for fart jokes and 'hey why don't chu try that road coming up on the left".

some cooler ones get painted or stickers.

buy tshirts and merch from the teams that are in the MudWhale championship chase.

If you had to look this up you should plan to attend the local group heating and friendship group(fire) at the closest Sno-drift. Its the only way to carry on with this interesting way of life and to truly understand how these people can waste good work days driving thru the woods.
Jim: Tim i think Bret Hunter and Jon Kramer have better driving rally cars than block and pastra who only use them on select events.

Tim: block does have a real rally car. It was built for use in that series that doesn't come to the states.
Jim: I do like how all rally cars sound and look as we stand in the woods and watch them
Tim: one minute, til the next one. Can you hand me a beer, i'm trying to stay warm.
by Swedsnail December 29, 2022
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Car pop

The act of masterbating while driving your car
Yo man, this burrito took me to flavortown and got me all worked up while I was driving home so I just had to car pop to relax, there was no choice. Nova nation🙌.
by Joshhartschode June 8, 2017
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