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schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.
*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.
by Arashmin May 20, 2010
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Tank Bone

Dude, I busted a grumpy and then dropped a tank bone. I flt much better.
by metadog August 13, 2010
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pudge bone

A bone that looks hard but is soft and flabby to the touch.
Is it hard? No, it's a pudge bone.
by Bocephus1 October 15, 2010
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snorkle-bone

insertion of a snorkle into a females vagina, long enough to reach the vulva making her horny and pink with delight. The woman then masturbates to completion, spewing an array of juices out of her vagina, the man then spits the juices over the womans chest and has anal sex with her
man, i totally fucked my girl last night, she let me snorkle-bone her and everything
by dennis shakelton March 20, 2011
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Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.
Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'
by SM130definition May 9, 2011
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Cyborg Bone Dragon

A Bone dragon, recreated by robotics. I:E Cyborg Bone Dragon
Me: I want a Bone Dragon
Friend: a CYBORG Bone Dragon
Me: Hells YA
by Undead Marauder 572X April 4, 2013
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stinky-bone eye

When some one gives you a seductive stink eye so you are left wondering if they're saying fuck you or they want to fuck you.
When I saw Kyle for the first time in two weeks, he gave me the stinky-bone eye. Is he mad at me or does he want to fuck me?
by Little Johnny has AIDS June 12, 2013
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