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african american

an African American is a light skinned brother who is tired of being called a Mexican and is angry at the world. there is no mistaking the two when you see a black man you call him black if you see a sorta black man you call him African American.

True African Americans have very unusual names which are often the result of the Favorite food and or the first thing the mother sees while she is giving birth. EX:(Velveeta, Dasanni, and sanders.) while a Black man is given a traditional name like EX:( Tom *click* *click* jones) there is also a chart to determine the corecct term for a NIGGER yes i said NIGGER get over it crackers we were all thinking it.

this chart will help you identify your black friend the higher the number the less black you are. each of which result in a deferent term of communication for the black man.

1.The only thing seperating you from midnight is 11:59.(NIGGA)

2.your dad has slept more white women since you were born than you can count on both hands and feet.(HOMIE)

3.if the lights go off really quick you turn invisible for a few seconds.(BLACK)

4. you like fried chicken BUT you also like mayonnaise on it.(AFRICAN AMERICAN)

5.black kid with an afro.(AFRO-KIN)

6. you would rather watch a sport than play it.(BROTHA)

7. you like Eminem nuff said (HO-HO)

8. you have mostly white friends. (WATERMELON)

moreno
person 1:Damn that African American is a fucking class 3 NIGGA
person 2:Shit you right
by HoWTotELLyouBlACkManfroManothR December 23, 2009
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the all-american pudge

Another term for a Fat Yank. Coined by the fat cheeks which appeared on Tom Hanks once his shoddy career started (for no reason) to balloon out of nowhere.
Jim: "Oh look it's Tom Hanks, and he looks kinda fat."
Joe: "Yes. He's the All-American Pudge".
Jim: "Haha".
by Hardy McFargle October 23, 2005
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Red American Express

A fun and expressive way to refer to TNT and any other sort of explosive. Used in the way Timbaland mentions an actual Red American Express Card in the song The Way I Are with Keri Hilson, D.O.E., & Sebastian but referring to Explosives instead.

Lyrics taken from the song:

Timbaland: "I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me, girl"
I really enjoyed the fact that I can utilize Red American Express Blocks in Minecraft to expedite the building of my artistic and opulent art piece.
by Dupl01nfinitum May 29, 2023
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american hair vine

the act of braiding ones facial hair to anothers pubic hair
kelly and I totally did the american hair vine last night.

Whats that?

well she braided my mustache to her cooch while i was eating that pussy
by wrigs October 28, 2010
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American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.
"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.
by Chris July 6, 2004
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The France of American Sports

Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.
New England is The France of American Sports, they almost never win any games.
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american egg roll

when your getting head and your bout to cum and you flip your girl (or guy if you roll that way) over and go for the anal and she (or he) takes a shit right then and it forms a tasty snack
"Hey yo dude, the most amazing thing happened last night!"

"What?"

"Dude, i pulled off an American Egg roll!"

"Sweet!! Did she eat it?"

"What do you mean she? 'HE' ate it"

"Aww dude your gay!!!!"

"Yah you got a Problem with it?"

"Nope i am too!"
by Amish Boy March 15, 2009
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