To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.
Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.
by SooooAnonymous May 1, 2014
Get the turtle underwearmug. by CoolGuy1000005 August 24, 2021
Get the Dem Turtlesmug. by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017
Get the turtle popmug. Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
by Honest2n March 23, 2024
Get the Turtles and Conquistadormug. Turtle-Show bobs and vagene
Girl-oh yesssss.
Girl-oh yesssss.
by Biggie_cheese_the_forbidden_on December 9, 2017
Get the Turtlemug. by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
Get the Wash my turtlemug. The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole
by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024
Get the Turtle-Baitermug.