did you gamble away your own savings in an effort to learn how to play poker just to impress some guys you met at a bar last week, while cheating on your girlfriend?
it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
by ilikefruitsandcheese April 21, 2018
Get the donkeymug. The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
Get the Donkey Kongedmug. Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”
by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019
Get the River donkeymug. a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek
by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018
Get the donkeymug. A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.
by BAMAbaby May 27, 2019
Get the Swamp donkeymug. by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
Get the Donkey Neck Combovermug. Fluffy donkeys are the fluffiest of all donkeys they might also be the best-looking animal in the world. They are often mistaken for Goats. they are also used to refer to big shots (they should be) like CR7 or the GOAT MESSI but people aint that smart sometimes fluffy donkeys are the only friends you need so be a fluffy donkey.
by fluffy_donkey August 18, 2024
Get the Fluffy Donkeymug.