Haskel Syndrome is a syndrome wherein a person (typically a male) flirts with a lot of girls in an online setting using apps such as Discord, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and many others. A typical person diagnosed with a Haskel Syndrome typically flirts with at least three girls and a maximum of eight girls at once whom they met in an online setting.
I was surprised to know that my friend has a Haskel Syndrome, no wonder why he flirts with four girls online all at once.
by Dr. Minerva Ratri September 2, 2022
Get the Haskel Syndrome mug.BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.
And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.
Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.
Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.
Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.
Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
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Get the deiro syndrome mug.Sonic Syndrome is where they make a photorealistic CGI version of a character look beyond NIGHTMARISH!!!
Examples include Sonic's now-scrapped character design for the 2020 Sonic movie, every character's design from the 2019 Cats movie, and Boot's character design from the Dora movie.
Examples include Sonic's now-scrapped character design for the 2020 Sonic movie, every character's design from the 2019 Cats movie, and Boot's character design from the Dora movie.
Person 1: Have you seen the trailer for the new live action adaptation of the Sonic movie
Person 2: Yeah, Sonic's character design looks satanic.
Person 1: He definitely suffered from Sonic Syndrome, like every other photorealistic version of a cartoon character.
Person 2: Yeah, Sonic's character design looks satanic.
Person 1: He definitely suffered from Sonic Syndrome, like every other photorealistic version of a cartoon character.
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Delaney "hold on, I cant tell if you are being sarcastic, I think I have text syndrome"
Delaney "hold on, I cant tell if you are being sarcastic, I think I have text syndrome"
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Doctor: I'm afraid you have a severe case of Dinkleberg Syndrome.
Doctor: I'm afraid you have a severe case of Dinkleberg Syndrome.
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