Premium wank

When you finger your arsehole whilst wanking, creating double the pleasure

Oh Ewan, I had a great premium wank the other day, it felt so nice

by Harry eade December 26, 2021

wank

the action of jerking your erection for pleasure.

oi did you see joseph wankin off im the school bafroom

by MegaPenisPussyDestroyer69 October 2, 2020

tranq wank

The “Tranq (short for tranquilliser) Wank”.

The wank you execute to help yourself fall asleep at night. More functional than enjoyable!

Am shattered but with so much on my mind, I’m worried I may not drop off…. Definitely going to have a quick fire tranq wank

by Beggzie007 January 31, 2024

Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce

“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”

by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024

Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records

Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

Wank-dangling

When a dude dangles his cock expectantly (at face-level), waiting for it to be wanked. The penis is usually imagined to be swinging and flopping around simultaneously. Synonymous to: wangle.

Stop wank-dangling, I'm not in the mood!

by tallz July 18, 2012