Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.

Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”

Cologne Turd by Ole Ric November 2, 2018

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prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

prison turd by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

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Circle turd

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.

Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.

Circle turd by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018

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scooter turd

It a rare disease

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd

scooter turd by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018

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