Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Cunt-Troll

A controlling roommate who micro manages people's lives and even forbids them from having sex in their own rented room.

Psychologically abusive towards their roommate and has a hobby of cyber bullying others.
Also said person has homophobic tendencies and incapable of understanding bisexuality.

That woman is so nosey and I think she's a cunt-troll.

by nowhere near finished September 17, 2021

Dirty Troels

When someone take your snus, and you force him to swallow the pack. After that you ht him with a iron bar

Jonathan just took my snus. Im about to pull out a Dirty Troels

by NossebergSnulleeeee September 23, 2021

bleacher troll

Someone who haunts activities and sports on the bleachers and annoys everyone. Parents, participants, coaches, watchers, anyone and everyone.

Dan, was chased off the bleachers again because EVERYONE was sick of that bleacher troll.

by KimKnows November 28, 2021

Nostalgia Troll

That one asshat who always appears on the chat board whenever a clip from a beloved classic movie or historical event is played, only to loudly boast how much better everything was back then, how men were more manly, women more womanly, and how everything that came after was just “woke” garbage, thus ruining the experience for everyone else.

“I tell you, they don’t make movies like this anymore. Now its all CGI, hack directors, and wokeness.”

This spake the nostalgia troll

by garcalej December 2, 2021

You Trolled Me At The Barbeque

The thing Jake says

Person 1: "Yo Jake, could you lend me five dollars?"
Jake: "No. You trolled me at the barbeque."

by andgew December 6, 2021

Skylar Trolle-Hansen

Skylar is the most loyal and kindhearted friend. Their smile is so warming and sweat and their eyes will light up your day. Skylar will support you no matter who you are or where you come from and will charm you with their lovely shyness and humor. They are doubtful of themself but they are incredibly stunning and artistic.

person 1: did you see that person?
person 2: who?
person 1: they were shy but so kind and lovable and their drawing was just beuatiful
person 2: oh you must be talking about Skylar trolle-hansen?

by (((((((((lila))))))))) December 28, 2021