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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
by Honest2n March 23, 2024
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turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little
by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017
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Turtle

A green reptile, who will steal you're girl. Men watchout
Turtle-Show bobs and vagene
Girl-oh yesssss.
by Biggie_cheese_the_forbidden_on December 9, 2017
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Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!
Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.
by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017
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Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
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Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.
Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching
by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013
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turtles

world has turtles
by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020
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