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starburst dick

A girl chews a starburst before going down on a guy. Before she begins sucking his dick, she spits her starburst-flavored saliva onto his penis, so when she starts sucking the penis tastes sweet and fruity, like a starburst.
Hey babe, let's stop by the gas station on the way home and grab some starburst so I can give you a starburst dick. ;)
by pinky_and_the_brain March 25, 2017
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Dick Beers

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020
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dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!
He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.
by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018
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Laser Dick

Laser Dick has fabulous flowers on the Fox!
by JimiScores April 6, 2021
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beast dick

Mehaf’s actual name
Wow, look here comes Beast Dick! He’s covered in raccoon shit and shards of glass! He sure does smell awful.
by Madisonjade69666 December 27, 2018
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Dick Shirt

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt
I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..
by hot carl! August 19, 2009
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fumble dick

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.
Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!
by Brad22 February 16, 2008
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