boned

to get rammed in the anus or pussy by your significant other

you're about to get boned... Michael boned his girl last night

by GetBonedBrotherJoaqin December 4, 2019

bone dry

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe general retardedness of any non handicapped person or any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed. See also several advanced states including but not limited to: bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! You're bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude! Is Casey megaboned already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone."

"Some soberbone guy just gave me too much change, let's get bone."

by little blake2 June 5, 2017

Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.

by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018

Bone Tomahawk

The act of holding a girl upside down and eating her out during her menstrual cylce. Similar to the infamous death scene in Bone Tomahawk.

Jon Bone Tomahawked Macy last night

by Imbig4u February 17, 2017

Bone Thugz

Tweak bitches that weigh a hundred pounds with an ass that looks like it got kicked in, who think they’re hella hard.

I drove down the street and saw a car full of Bone Thugz

by Wrongbitchdotcom December 28, 2024

Big boned

Someone who looks like Carlton.

That guys big boned!

He must be related to Carlton!

by Carzy_Chick May 28, 2021

bone snatcher

someone who is so insistent on getting his daily calcium that they need to yoink (often in a violent manner) your bones to achieve it. often a gym chad or a creepy guy next door, you never know who will take one or even two of your 206 bones.

Someone: Sorry guys, I reeeeeallly need my calcium today. *takes bones*
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.

by FlashCanBuild June 30, 2022