rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

Rusty Spittoon

The act of moistening the anus with one's saliva before having anal-sex/foreplay

1) I gave her/him the Rusty Spittoon, which really seemed to make things slide in easier.
2) Without the Rusty Spittoon, I would have felt like my dick stepped into the Majave Desert.
3) Who needs to do use the Rusty Spittoon when you have lube?

by Gabriel The Brave April 30, 2016

Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers

Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.

by pikachu AA June 14, 2021

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Rusty polar bear

Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom

You will now have a cum dildo

Guy 1: Damn why is emyrs dildo so sticky and salty

Guy 2: ayo bro that’s a rusty polar bear

by Suckballsfor£5 May 9, 2021

rusty walter

The act of girl squirting in a bowl of butterscotch candy by an old man, while he teabags her with a hairy ball sack.

Erin got caught by Raymond being rusty Walterd by Ron at the retirement home during Covid 19 Quarantine

by The rustiest Walter May 20, 2020