Shlop Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the bath. The sound caused by the motion of the act resembles a slopping or shlopping sound - hence the derivative of the name "shlop dog"

I just had a shlop dog

How was your shlop dog?

I caused a bit of a mess while having a shlop dog.

by noodleluca August 19, 2010

n-dog

To be rockin! The life of the party. Also, to be someones good friend.

Hey that guy was the n-dog last night!
example 2

Hey your my n-dog!

by THA Q!!!! November 13, 2011

Old Dogging

The illegal practice of secretly watching old people kissing and cuddling.

Alex! have you been Old Dogging outside that retirement home again!

by Billy November 4, 2004

Dog dick

Metal rail straps that have a piece of metal hanging from the end that has to be beat off by a sledge hammer.

Get the hammer and beat that dog dick off that strap.

by Digibender June 24, 2019

Dog Sucker

Robin Vancleave...gives oral to your puppys

Omg! Hide the dogs Dog Sucker is coming!

by Betsy December 29, 2004

dog breath

person whos breath smells of that of a dogs

james taylor

by rose hancock April 21, 2003

dog

A noise at one end and a smell at the other.

'I love dogs!'
'Oh I hate dogs! They're a noise at one end and a smell at the other!'
'Well i guess you could say that....:/'

by mousey1306 June 16, 2012