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I’m ‘bout to beat my face for prom tonight!”
by Guuurrrlll August 11, 2019
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Beat

Ur so beat - ur so fucked

U look beat - look bad

Bein beat - bein ridiculous / fucked
by Delimeat77 December 17, 2022
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nothing beats a jet2 holiday

DARLING HOLD MY HAND! NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON, THATS 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR!
by Sigmaboy101 August 1, 2025
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I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
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Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.
-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off
by rolldog81 October 4, 2025
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a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer
“it was only a beat of meat
by rasta badmon January 23, 2025
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After-Beat

The stage after masturbation one experiences in which the occasional spew of semen still takes place.
After Johnny shot his load, he was in After-beat.
by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009
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