Texas tornado

When you shit and piss into a blender.
Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.
by Dill DOUGH July 07, 2019
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Texas Tornado

This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.
Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday
by Ianfleming December 29, 2024
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Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel March 04, 2018
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Godley Texas

Godley Texas is the worst place to work in America
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Texas death roll

While receiving a deepthroat you hold her head down put her in a leg lock and squeeze her head and then roll around with her head still locked in
My girl has been acting up imma give her the Texas death roll tonight
by Sexy Texan 2000 January 01, 2022
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texas head

Yooo dude! I just got some Texas head from that new chick! Her mouth is like a cavern! It's massive!
by Oyoydjdnvsmegj December 28, 2016
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Texas kiss

When you take a sip of water and push it through the lips to whoever you're making out with
Yo it was so hot outside that that girl gave me a Texas kiss
by noway421 June 18, 2022
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