Taylor Tree

A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.

“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”

“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”

by Thy Dark One August 27, 2023

National Staple Bread to Tree day

A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th

hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

Tree

The thing we need more of and should probably stop chopping down

Wow that tree is so pretty, so glad it gives us oxygen to BREATHE

by Flipthetable March 12, 2022

tree fin

Sexy and hot and syds friend tree fin is syds friend. tree fin is so hot and sexy omg like if you’re tree fin kiss me kiss me kiss me!! ily tree fin. <3333

syd: i love tree fin

by Who dis 🤨 July 4, 2021

Tree

Guys dont use this site is full of sick people, if you are a minor and you have a parent watching dont use this please, i will save you, since normally this site isnt revised a lot, there might been some innapropiate words or literally different things than the ones you asked for, however, if you are looking for the definition of tree here it is: woody perennial plant having a single usually elongate main stem generally with few or no branches on its lower part

Yesterday i saw how someone was cutting the tree outside my home-

by Quetzalcoatl-Lucoa February 12, 2022

tree

tree.

Tree.
Yes, Tree.

by Tree is tall July 31, 2021

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018