bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021

Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.

When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.

by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021

Palm tree

A word for a person with an abnormal height.

Look at him! That's a real palm tree, I'd look like a minion next to him!

by anonymous August 27, 2021

Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.

Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?

by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020

Dig-a-tree

“Dig-a-tree” meaning ‘to go to prison’. Like Digga D (the drill rapper) was in prison.

Jake : “Nah don’t do that again bro, you’ll dig-a-tree”

by Xyricz September 23, 2020

Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022