tit caddie

A cotton or woolen garment which covers the chest region. Often but not exclusively worn by women.

That woman is wearing a pink tit caddie.

by cannonball1990 May 11, 2014

Dickle tit

When a person tickles someone's tit with their dick.

Kurt surprised Tom when he gave him a dickle tit.

by Peter Puff July 17, 2016

dirt tits

When beautiful boobs get dirty while partaking in a extreme sport or risky event. Something everyone enjoys.

Wow those dirt tits came outta no where

by Bounceone November 10, 2017

Civilian Tits

Female breast in which do not belong to pornstar, strippers, or prostitutes. These females often show them unexpectedly.

Non-Professional Tits

We were at the diamond's club last night and saw a nice pair of civilian tits!

by Dirty Dick Dave September 1, 2017

gargoyle tits

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.

A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.

by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016

Moff tits

When you can no longer stand on your own two feet.

In other words under the influence of some severely good illegal substances.

Mate I can’t stand any more , think I’m moff tits

by Dave moff tits October 19, 2022

fage tit

a more polite way to call a faggot a faggot who pwns you at an activity that you are inferior at.

You: (gets Rekt)

Also you: fuck you, you fage tit.

by monsieur-f May 30, 2018