Rusty Bennett

When an enlarged clitoris rubs across your nose and leaves a trail of slime.

Man, I was with the girl and she sat on my face and gave me a Rusty Bennett.

by Slapstick wordery February 28, 2024

Rusty Anchor

The act of inserting both balls and a penis into an ass and grabbing hold of her and falling off the bed together

Geoff fell off the bed with his significant other screaming rusty anchor away!!

by GeoffPrice December 31, 2017

Rusty Poolnoodle

When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle

We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle

by aandrew16 July 22, 2022

Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.

Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen April 22, 2024

Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick

I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler

by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

Rusty Demon

Having sex up the arse during the effects of food poisoning from a hot curry.

Bryan took the opportunity slip one up her arse while she was suffering from fiery vindaloo shits. The result…. a Rusty Demon

by Nicktheteeth December 8, 2024