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Children of the hat!

(1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.
Children of the hat! I've just won the lottery!
by Twibbieful November 18, 2010
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Wear it as a hat

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.
Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”
by Cletus42 August 3, 2020
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Hat trick

Bringing a partner to orgasm 3 times in one sexual encounter.
My girlfriend is going to be sore tomorrow but she's not complaining about the hat trick I scored.
by Jonah Riverdale December 27, 2016
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Ass hat

A ass hat is a something you can call that fried that exposed you secrets a word you can use to yell at that one annoying boy who keeps moaning in the class room

As you can see Ass hat is the perfect word to use
Bethany was a Ass hat because she told Jane that you masterbated to your step brothers voice so there for Bethany is a Ass hat
by Bigdick move February 26, 2020
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hatted

/hat/•/ted/
Synonym for photoshopped
Yo, is that real?
No, I just hatted it.
by _ric_hard_ August 12, 2019
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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
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hat racker

The simple art of slamming someone’s head onto a hat rack making the holding part go through the back base of the skull.
Cunt: oie you little shit get ere and fight mi.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.
by Shlouchty cunt April 14, 2020
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