Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.

Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*

by mr eckert September 9, 2021

Texas 6-pack

A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.

I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.

"Man, after a Texas 6-pack I'd be down to eat anything."

by All3y_C4t September 25, 2021

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.

Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*

by Stebone69 September 30, 2021

Texas Trundle Bed

When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.

“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in”

by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021

texas whorehouse

Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.

“Well this is Texas whorehouse what do you expect?”

by Casper04 July 17, 2021

Texas Snek

An excessively large orgy. Resembling a group of snakes tangled together. Only beaten in size by an Alaskan snek.

There was at least 100 people in that texas snek!

by Tejas1998 July 22, 2021

Texas Bon

when you are doing a girl in missionary position but the sex is cash that she fucking dies, you understandably get scared so you proceed to then break into a Bon's Burgers and hide her body in a Sha the Sheep Animatronic

"Damn bro you seen Rosemary?", "nah bro last time I saw her she said that her husband was gonna try the Texas Bon with her"

by Dr retard July 22, 2021