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Speed King

A web developer that knows what they’re doing when it comes to site speed performance and optimization.
T-bone : Yo kaz you know how your the speed king can you speed up this website for me
Kaz : yea mate send it over
T-bone: kaz mate your such a speed king
Speed King by Gear boys August 15, 2018
Related Words

Speedy Readie 

Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants
Im one Speedy Readie
Speedy Readie by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018

Speed Tump 

slapping a glass so hard it breaks your hand
Person 1: Hey, why is your hand in a cast?
Person 2: I speed tumped my water bottle.
THE CUTEST MAN YOU'LL EVER SEE!
Person 1: Damn your man a real SpeedyZ23
Person 2: Oh I wish!
speedyz23 by SPEEDYZ23 LOVER October 13, 2018

Speed Racer 

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.
Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.

SpeedyGuedes 

The most humble and nice guy that can exist on earth, in secret, tons of pussies are wet because of him
Man thank you, you're such a SpeedyGuedes
SpeedyGuedes by Sean1298 November 1, 2018