Pink Sock

When you are having anal sex with your partner and when you pull out, their anus is stays on you cock like a pink sock 🧦.
Good way to keep your fireman warm during the winter months and for those who do not have winter, it may be a little too hot for you “Murphy Johnson and Sons”-“Twig and Twins”-“Tool and Truffles”-Penis and Testicles”or“Cock-Eggs”.

My “Murphy Johnson & Sons” was so “Chili” when outside of my girl’s chili ring that it created a long pink sock that is shaped like a tube using only her rectum; which is the concluding part of the large intestine with a full career change, and now fully certified and working full time as a stinky, rubbery, tube sock 🧦 for penis(s).

by Muffriend April 27, 2022

Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 15, 2023

Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.

Greg is a wet sock lover.

by Larry_n March 25, 2022

sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.

Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!

by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017

sock shooing

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples

Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam

by Poopflinger January 14, 2015

Curry Sock

You curry in a sock for later eating.

Often done in teams of two, making a curry to store in a sock and eat out of in the future.

Fergus: "Hey Josh, you wanna come around and make a Curry Sock."
Josh: "Yeah man, I'll bring the spice."

by CurryAnonymous February 26, 2024