The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict May 16, 2011

angry smoke

When you go out for a smoke just to play angry birds away from work, similar to an angry shit. One form of "skating" out of work, but for the productive reason of maintaining a professional appearance at work and getting your gaming done outside.

Man i gotta angry smoke that, people are dissin me for having my phone out while working.

by monkeyfarmingpenguin July 9, 2011

Cope Smoke

Receiving fellatio whilst packing a fatty dip

Sarah gives the best cope smokes in the county

by UnlimitedBlowjobs April 6, 2014

granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.

Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker

by Nygma February 4, 2015

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

Tennessee Smoker

Same as a "cleveland steamer", but lit on fire

She got 2nd degree burns on her chest after yah boy dropped the Tennessee Smoker on her.

by Captive One July 26, 2015

E-smoker

One who enjoys the pleasant hobby of using an e-cigarette (or personal vaporizer), as an alternative to smoking regular cigarettes. A non-obnoxious alternative to the classic 'vapist'!

'That girl vapes with such a chilled out cool about her... Not a care in the world! So glad she's a casual e-smoker rather than an annoying vapist... '

by Batman13 July 13, 2016