mental pickle

When you are confused with a situation

"It seems you've caught me in a mental pickle." -Dumb Horny Boy (who has a finance but wants nudes from another girl)

by Funnygal123456789 August 22, 2019

Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

pickle around

Dick around, goof off, fuck around, horsing around, Shenanigans...

Natalie continues to pickle around, despite her workload. “Get back to work, NATALIE!”

by Peachy princessss May 23, 2020

Pickle Puns

a guy who sails plays pickle ball and plays all-gender hockey that loves dick it his crack. The hella annoying balding by Chunks is lesbian and fucks pregnant furries. chopped cheese and fat as fuck because of the 5000 kg of fish shit he eats and his first ever kiss was his dog.

pickle puns die in a hole

by $yeye$ April 24, 2025

snotty pickle

When a girl is giving a guy head with a loogie in her throat

She was giving me sloppy toppy and I came out with a snotty pickle

by handsomediety August 25, 2019

pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.

Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!

by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024

in their pickle

Sitting in their pickle (phrase)

When someone’s scared or nervous about a situation, so they quietly lay low, soaking in their own worry or helplessness like a pickle in juice, just watching it all go down ’cause they know they can’t do anything about it.

“meanwhile revelation sitting in their pickle thinking he has his ducks in line 🤣”
“ive been sitting in my pickle all week”
“she sitting in her pickle now”

by CALICOED April 19, 2025