Irish muffin

Male McMuffin.

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.

by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

by Stave1 October 1, 2017

Fudge muffin

When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)

Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!

by Cherry _ blossom 69 April 10, 2017

crod muffin

When a girl sits on a fat boys face

Thandi crod muffined Lewis

by Beast1111 May 11, 2017

Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.

I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it

by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017

Muffins

Moofle's best friend who has no filter. She compliments others, while also telling them the truth. For example, "those glasses make you look pervy." Muffins represents a kind person, but many people find them intimidating.

"Alex is such a muffins." "You two are such a moofles and muffins"

by muffins19 June 4, 2017