Maryelba
A beautiful girl who makes everyone smile. A Maryelba can sometimes come across as sassy. Maryelbas never mean any harm though, they just like to have fun.
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maryjane smith
MaryJane "Smith" The leader of Any pack . Shes Fearce & Friendly with desireable Features. But be Warned as shes a firey individual that will Not hold back . Only real men can compete in her Personal Life.
maryjane smith by CaliF1 May 14, 2015
Maryland Anal Tugger
A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
Maryland Anal Tugger by IRHMP August 27, 2016
maryland sharpshooter
When during sexual intercourse right before you cum on the face you step back anywhere between 3-5 feet and piss and ejaculate at the same time so it add more pressure to the cumshot
maryland sharpshooter by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017