Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale

Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins

by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023

muffin shaker

She is indescribable but she is awe inspiring. She is lovely and she is sweet. She is the muffin shaker.

Joe: Dayum she's hot

Bert: Hell ya, she's a muffin shaker

by ThatGuyOverThere,YaHim November 21, 2013

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016

dork muffin

a dumbass or a pain in the ass

my brother is such a dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020

Zylch Muffin

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.

You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins

by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024

Muffin Man

The little boy with the chubby cheeks and always says baaaah!

Hey, look over there, there is the Muffin Man

by PajamaPro January 3, 2018

hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.

Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015