On Kevin

On Kevin is a saying used when your telling the truth bc Kevin is someone dear to us and we can not lie on his name

On Kevin I ain't do that

Bro fr on Kevin

by tj06brown November 12, 2023

Kevin

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.

Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"

by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the male version of a “Karen”. They typically live in suburban neighhoods, wear socks with sandals, President of your HOA and or school district. Complains about and calls the cops on anyone that he thinks is suspicious. Even if it’s his next door neighbor or the kid that lives down the street, Kevin will be feel threatened and will call the cops anyway.

Don’t be a KEVIN!

This neighborhood sucks because of all of the Kevins & Karens that live hear.

Dad, Don’t be a KEVIN!

by DontBeAKevin June 16, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is always mistaken for a fuck boy, his really a humble, loyal gent who can pull any hun he wants if he wants too.
You think your hun is loyal? Put her in the same room as Kevin an it’s chaii

Kevin kissed your hun poi “tough”🤣

by Bill gates lil brother😫 November 23, 2021

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Kevining It

What it's called when someone is participating in predator/pedophile activities specifically involving the religion "Kevinism"

Joseph: Yo dude did you hear that John started kevining it?
Carl: What the hell I never thought he'd do that he has kids!

by TheNogg October 14, 2025

Kevin

A cringe or lame action (typically in gaming) usually performed by an under performing person/teamate originating from the popular Ukev5 meme. the term "Kevin" can also refer to something bad or overall negative

youre such a kevin

by Ukev5 Lover June 10, 2025