the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.
by labrochacho August 4, 2019
Get the josh hoursmug. Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Person 1: Yo look at this tiktok!
Tiktok: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Person 2: Not Josh Hutcherson!!!
Tiktok: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Person 2: Not Josh Hutcherson!!!
by 817use December 4, 2023
Get the Josh Hutchersonmug. A guy who tells another friend’s wife what his husband has planned when the husband is trying to secure time to hang out with his friends without fear of judgement or reprisal from his wife.
A friend has a Dentist appointment with his friends wife and he blabs that he is looking forward to having game night with her husband before the husband had a chance to negotiate his freedom. The husband group texts everyone that plans are cancelled and someone just pulled a Josh Beitel on him.
by Tibereas September 28, 2018
Get the Josh Beitelmug. The name you give a short angry man who constantly lies about his family history. Compulsive liar e.g. Claimed to be allergic to water yet carries a bottle of water everywhere. Highly egotistical.
by Pieh Kost November 4, 2017
Get the Josh Pachecomug. A being that can only communicate through a shitty soundboard, or downloaded audio files. Sits in online chat rooms playing those same audio files for hours.
by pseudonymjohn May 9, 2022
Get the josh dinglemug. 
A failed attempt at seducing or impressing someone or embarassing oneself while trying to seduce or impress someone. Trying to be smooth and failing.
Sitting on the arm of a couch to put an arm around a girl but then falling off the couch.
You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.
You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.
by atomicmonkey1122 December 7, 2013
Get the Pull a Joshmug.