whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. October 5, 2007

blob job

a blob job is where an over wait person preforms a sexual act such as a blow job, by using his fat folds to comfort the males balls. the over wait male/female will proceed to give a blow job while being naked. as the male ejaculates into the over wait male/females mouth.

hey man i got a blob job last nite!
really? whats it like?
it feels good i totally came into that fat hookers mouth last nite!
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by jewpornstar April 12, 2011

Hand Job

Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.

Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you

by sutf November 21, 2011

blowing job

The retarted way my boyfriend says blow job just to annoy me.

"Babe, will you give me a blowing job?"

by Squirt5000 July 18, 2017

Drand Job

(noun): A very painful and unpleasant hand job, which is performed without any sort of lubricant.

David: "Did you heard about the drand job James got last night?"

Bob: "Yeah I heard he was bleeding quite a bit!"

by Kingpen15man October 21, 2010

Moose Job

A Moose Job is when a hooker from the great north (Canada) gives a man from the US a blowjob. After he cums he can brag to his friends that he just had a Moose Job.

A 19 year old boy visits Canada because he is now legal in that country and gets a Moose Job.

by Niagara Falls August 9, 2009

Akimblow job

The act of oral sex upon a male genitalia while he is playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (or any Call of Duty).

guy 1-Dude my girl gave me an Akimblow job and a blumpkin last night.
guy 2- You lucky bastard!

by Three sheets to the wind March 13, 2010