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foreskin teeth

The piece of skin on an uncut penis that hangs over the man’s shaft so that it looks like teeth.
omg! timothy you have a lot of skin on that penis, looks like its going to chow down dude!! looking like some serious foreskin teeth!!
by bigbottombabe February 25, 2024
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Foreskin Fraud

When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.
Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."

Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"

Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."

Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"

Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."

Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
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Forest Walking

This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".
Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days

AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS
by TVCAR112 March 27, 2024
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Forceful Steve

The cutest pookie to ever have pookied. Alongside his beloved Flak_Fire, Steve is an unstoppable force.
"Oh fuck, It Forceful Steve."

*Giggling intensifies in the distance.*
by Zochay March 28, 2024
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force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.
1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."
by SirDarwin March 30, 2024
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foreskin nut

When winter is long and cold, you store cashews, pecans, walnuts etc in your foreskin for a lil snack later.
dude 1: hey you got any food?

dude 2: yeah lemme just get my foreskin nut
by nomnomnut April 19, 2024
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Force

Bible doesn't say anything about using force, Jordan.
Hym "God told Moses to do something and Moses disobeyed. Has nothing to do with force. Stop trying to stretch the concept of force over the text. If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit, Jordan."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2024
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