You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!
by Uncle Tubby December 19, 2020
Get the Soggy Crack Biscuitmug. Not just rock bottom, crack rock bottom.
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."
by Velveeta Jaxson August 31, 2013
Get the Crack Rock Bottommug. by Cumshot69420 June 9, 2021
Get the Whats Cracking Shawty?mug. by raybeez February 10, 2022
Get the crack shaka lakamug. Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
Sammy: wtf is wrong with you
Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022
Get the cracked like an eggmug. 
🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.
by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 16, 2023
Get the Ass crack of fuckmug.