Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose
911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?
Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose
911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?
Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'
promotion. But do you who didn't think so?
911 operator: Dave?
Katherine: That's right DAVE!
911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?
Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose
911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?
Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'
promotion. But do you who didn't think so?
911 operator: Dave?
Katherine: That's right DAVE!
by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
Get the Car purposemug. by jevanyn July 5, 2018
Get the sister carmug. cars that tend to have issues that cost hella money to fix or cars that break down in the middle of the road
by shitty cars October 21, 2023
Get the cars that never workmug. by RyukTheCarCollector February 21, 2024
Get the Carmug. by dkjfalldgmadsadgasgd May 10, 2012
Get the Marks Carmug. Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
by Rave patty August 2, 2011
Get the Car Humpermug. A car has four wheels, often two sets of window wipers (what I called them) 2 in the front, sometimes one in the back. Most cars I've been in have heated seats, one in the driver seat, and one in the passenger. Normally a CD player or mp3 in the front above the small screen that tells you the time and what radio station you're on. The radio station itself has at least 6 stations to go to by pressing a button. You can change the volume ofc. Depends on what car, you have 5 seats including the middle seat in the back. A light is placed in the backseat, but it blinds your dad every time you turn it on. There should be a mirror on each side of the car, and one in the middle between the driver and passenger seat. To wrap up your car it has a beautiful coat of shiny paint or something on the outside. If you don't have a car, you'll love to have one until you crash it.
by Sm0rt July 8, 2021
Get the Carmug.