by Stallions Mcgee August 2, 2021
Get the Burn and Turnmug. by JOHN'S GALAXY March 2, 2021
Get the Mind-Burnmug. When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
Get the Mushroom Burnmug. 100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun
by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022
Get the how many crosses has stink burnedmug. When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.
Definition:
The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing
“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”
“Collateral damage”
“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”
“We all die it’s just a matter of time”
The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing
“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”
“Collateral damage”
“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”
“We all die it’s just a matter of time”
by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020
Get the Burning toucanmug. by Jamesjamesonjames69 June 2, 2018
Get the Sausage burnmug. 