april 3

national send soapy titty pics day

"bro, why did you send me a picture of your nipples in the shower?"
"dude don't you remember? its april 3!"

by jose puerco April 3, 2023

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APRIL 23rd

Spoil the people that were born on this day

Me:can I have some Jordan’s

Mom:no
Me:it’s April 23rd

by anonymous December 11, 2020

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Be single for a day!! For all my taken girls and taken guys, you get to be single for a day, this will either make or break relationships, flirting by with others, acting like friends is allowed, NO COUPLE STUFF UNTIL ONE OF YOU GUYS OFFICIALLY GIVE UP 😱

Person 1: Hey babe how’s it goin?

Person 2: Don’t call me babe im single for today

Person 1: no you’re not 😂
Person 2: yes and so are you because it’s April 26

Person 1: Ohhhhhh

by The relationship people law April 22, 2022

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April 7

Today is a day. Do not forget that today is a day

Friend 1: Today is a day brodie!

Friend 2: Of course I know that its April 7th

by DR1PPY R4TED on xbx April 27, 2023

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April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.

Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)

by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022

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