spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
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Spaghetti Monster

Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster
by mememaster5000 December 12, 2023
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The Nom Monster

A large pac man like monster which is what certain individuals turn into, it is only stoppable by the retardosaurus rex and consumes anything and everything, they are generally very loud as well, always yells the words om and nom, loves cookies
guy 1:oh god hes turned into The Nom Monster again
guy 2:COOKIES OMNOMNOMNOM
by Deed send May 15, 2009
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monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
by Solelessmatt7 March 18, 2016
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Twerk Monster

A person that twerks way too much. Might need help.
That girl is such a twerk monster. Does her butt ever stop moving?
by Wafflemuggins August 13, 2022
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sizzle monster

A BBQ accessory that appeared on KickStarter, it let's user to sear in high heat and use the diffuser to cook food via indirect heat.
The grilling from John tasted like it is out of a steak house, did he use a Sizzle Monster?
by FJ moster March 18, 2016
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