Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

by Come get some salad December 5, 2017

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

throwing eggs

When A girl is sending you signals that she wants to fuck. She wants her eggs fertilized. Only used by Huntington Beach locals

That hot chick at the bar is throwing eggs.

by Da leech October 5, 2017

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by that is gay man. June 15, 2021

Egg

A female that doesn't know she's not a dude, and wants to grow a pair of balls and dick.

The boy girl still calls herself a female at this point, but once imitating tomboys is no longer getting it any attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something else besides an egg or a female.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018