A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
by Kiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 4, 2012
Get the d-bag mug.1. (noun): one equipped with the necessary skills, and an EMS pager, to take immediate action in any emergency medical situation ; also extremely talented at carrying awkwardly large and misshaped objects
2. (verb): to act immediately on any injury in such a magical way that the injury miraculously fixes itself
2. (verb): to act immediately on any injury in such a magical way that the injury miraculously fixes itself
1. Girl: Look at that pager on that D-Kwitch, draws a lot of attention to his butt.
2. Girl: OMG, I just hurt my arm carrying this dragon around the school.
Girl 2: Let's D-Kwitch it up!
2. Girl: OMG, I just hurt my arm carrying this dragon around the school.
Girl 2: Let's D-Kwitch it up!
by glitter_pistol November 5, 2012
Get the D-Kwitch mug.Douchebag Of The Day. Can be a racist alcoholic movie star, or your bigoted religious zealot next-door neighbour. You know exactly who I'm talking about. They may even just be wearing last weeks sneakers.
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Get the Gary-D mug.The act of dropping a piece of gum into the ass crack of another person as punishment for having a revealed ass crack.
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