Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

Fuck Shit

A quick word used to describe some random (sometimes even indescribable) subject, item, thing, action, instance, or event.

Other forms: Fuck Shittery

I just did some Fuck Shit.
Finished committing Fuck Shittery.

by Gooby Goober December 29, 2023

fuck

fuck you

fuck you in the anal

by njknjkhgjgk May 15, 2016

Fuck

Fuck

"Fuck"

by i'mgonnashooturschoolup69420 January 28, 2020

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.

"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.

by gilksy June 1, 2024

Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024

Fuck boy

The opposite of Rick Astley. A fuck boy will probably give up up and let you down. He’ll probably run around and desert you. You will not be together forever.

The guy I met on tinder seemed really nice, but I worry he might be a total fuck boy.

by AskRick June 10, 2018