Un-Fuck

When you want to apologize for saying "fuck you" to someone.

Person: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TABLE! FUCK YOU CHAIR!
-A moment later-
Person: *sobs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to anger you, table, chair. I un-fuck you guys.

by LambSkewers March 10, 2019

Fucking loser

People who are insanely sexy. If you are called a fucking loser, you are insanely sexy.

"Look over there, that person is insanely sexy. They must be a fucking loser."

by anonperson380 June 6, 2024

my fucking life

something that shouldnt exist

bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47

by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022

Fuck female february

Fuck Female February, the month of February, of which you have to fuck 1 female on the 1st, 2 females on the 2nd, up to the last day of the month

Jeremy: bro are you ready for fuck female February?
Carl: for sure bro, got all of my 28 girlfriends all lined up

by Sexman3000 November 1, 2020

fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.

Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!

by geekmalone December 4, 2020

Fucked

A force of physical failed shit.

I lived a fucked up existence?

by TheRealFuckerOfWord May 29, 2019

Gaggle Fuck

An Individual who cannot stop talking, mumbling under their breath when ordered not to say anything.

Trump is such a Gaggle Fuck he's practically indicted himself on live TV.

by OldSarge72 April 13, 2024