gift hat

that faget ass hat john always wears

me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat

by hare dogg October 3, 2003

fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.

Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Finger hat

It’s simple, just a funny and different way to say fingernails.

Man, when I get home I really need to clip my finger hats

by Scayr3d July 28, 2021

Hat-trick

When you put a ribbed condoms on inside out. Now it's ribbed for his pleasure.

Pulled a hat-trick came quick and she never knew the better. Ribbed now for his pleasure.

by RyJerseyVset September 2, 2021

chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.

After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.

by Itsmegod November 14, 2012

Roux Hat

The art of making so much Cajun Roux, that the Ballcap being worn by the Roux Maker, takes on a Strong and Thick Roux Texture/odor.

That Coonass Blake makes so many baches of Roux, he has a Roux Hat! You can smell that hat from a mile away!

by Teebaw January 28, 2025

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023