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what the ghost

Another form of wtf/what the hell
(English version of the most famous Chinese slang - "shenmegui", which literally means "what kind of ghost is that?".)
Liiiiiiiiiiiii Lei: Winnie The Pooh is banned.
Han Meimei: What The Ghost?!?!?!?!?!?!
by transparentplane August 16, 2018
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"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.
I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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ghost poacher

A ghost hunter who only hunts endangered ghosts.
"A ghost poacher just took video of a Mexican ghost with a Rubik's cube in his hand. They are super rare"
by clickeye3 January 23, 2019
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Stink ghost

When someone has such powerful body odor, that you can smell where they have been, after they have left.
Man I wish keelontay would shower, every where he goes he leave a stink ghost.
by E-money stink ghost January 24, 2019
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Ghost

Something alive but you can’t see
A ghost was making noises and no one know where it’s coming from
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Ghost Notch

A unit on notches based on chicks that wanted to and could have banged but couldn't because of timing,being in a relationship/married ect.
"She totally wanted to bang but i have chalk her up on the ghost notch list"
by Dirtymike2488 September 9, 2018
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Ghost

Lil Peep in "Another Song":"Now I'm swervin' in the ghost and I'm okay, I'm gettin' money (I'm gettin' money)"
by GIMMETHISDANCE September 22, 2018
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