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Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.
Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.
by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022
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Golden Corral Head

When a woman (typically large in size) performs fellacio on a mans penis in a manner akin to the way she would devour various vast portions of food served at the reputable buffet chain Golden Corral.
"Chud, Have you seen the size of Karl's girl."

"Yeah man, she must give some serious Golden Corral Head"
by h0pper March 15, 2022
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Golden Boi

The typical sexy young Blonde gay guy that gets all the action at bars and book stores. A very popular "Twinkie" or "Twink".
Well, hell! I wont score tonight, Golden Boi Ronny is out and around getting all the action.
by Like a bad Penny July 28, 2018
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Golden Nugget

A funny or valuable piece of information that someone says. Also can be said as “Golden Nugs.” Like when you’ve had a hard day and you really just need a golden chicken nugget. It’s the golden moment of humor that you treasure.
Did you catch that golden nugget? You have to listen to him he will just drop one when you’re not paying attention it’s too funny to miss.

Don’t miss out on his jokes they are golden nugs
by Kanga February 15, 2019
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Golden Toby

The act of pouring your wifes urine over yourselfe whilst at a festival.
I just done a Golden Toby all over myself.
by Millennial Warrior July 1, 2024
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Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.
I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.
by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023
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Golden Tunnel

I need to piss, time to give Makayla a golden tunnel
by DaddyDirk November 30, 2024
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