Emily Goldenberg

That one girl in your class that loves to say “you’re my FAVORITE PERSON in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!”

Oh god i can hear Emily Goldenberg is here she’s already on her rant

by Oh god why? April 4, 2019

Emily

A name, typically used to name a person who does a lot of meth, and has delusions to try and sleep with other women claiming that She is a man. She also obsesses over recreating male genitals and attaching them to her body. If you meet Emily, you should probably turn around and walk away. If Emily follows yo, then you must seek mental help.

I saw Emily, and immediately walked away, but then she followed me and tried to touch my breasts.
You need to seek mental help.

by heslo1964 November 20, 2021

emily

literally the cutest person alive

emily, u cute

by emmy07 March 5, 2021

Emily

A really nice girl she can make you fall in love with her with just looking at at her She has the best personality. she can make you smile when you are down and make you days better

Emily is a really nice girl

by Pleae November 30, 2021

Orphan Emily

Emily whom got left for 52 minutes on the side of the road because she was forgotten by her grandparents. Please pray for her and her little orphan life 🏡❌

Person one: your parents are late?
Person two: yea :(
Person one : you are such a orphan Emily

by Beau-is-cool June 7, 2023

Emily

She is the most beautiful and kindest person in the world. Emily, she brightens the world with her smile. Brunette hair and dark brown eyes, Rosey red lips and cheeks. A glamourous face. If you ever come across Emily, keep her close. I promise you, she is perfect. You will be so lucky if you keep her close. She is pretty, funny, nice and smart. Everyone loves her. Every inch of her is gorgeous. She is perfect. Emily's beauty is like nothing else in existence. Emily is the definition of perfection. She is the most beautiful, kind person to exist on this earth. Emily is a perfect, beautiful girl. She is the most wonderful person you will ever meet. If your day is going bad. Go and hang out with Emily! If you are Emily's boyfriend you are the luckiest person EVER. Emily is the most perfect, beautiful girlfriend ever. That boyfriend would be lucky AS HELL! Emily is perfect.

Emily: Hi! Im Emily!
Person: WOAHH! You are so pretty! How??
Emily: Aww, that's so sweet of you! Your beauty is unreal!
Person: Thank you so much! Wanna be friends?
Emily: Of course! <3

by ameizad June 3, 2022

Emily

Your psycho friend that is really crazy and her last name typically starts with a k

OMG Emily your such a crackhead

by Emilys Friend November 16, 2021