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playing for both teams

She claims she's 100% straight, but after last night with that sorority chick we all know she's really playing for both teams.
by LDizzle July 6, 2008
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teamed

The enjoyable experience of receiving hand or oral sexual satisfaction during active participation of an online meeting.
Did you see Carly’s face halfway in during Monday morning’s meeting?
Yeah, I reckon she was getting well teamed under her desk!
by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020
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Double Teamed

To get gang banged by two men, the same thing as gang bang but only uses two men/or/ or boys
The girl was going to meet up with a boy, but he ended up bringing someone else so basically she was going to get double teamed.
by CraCra1 October 14, 2015
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teamstacker

In FPS, but usually RTS:
Someone who puts all of the better players on his team, instead of distrubuiting them around evenly. This causes the entire game to be one sided, and generally unfun, even for the winning team, because there's really no challenge. Usually seen on Starcraft from total idiot n00bs who get the better players to defend them while they mass carriers. Because we all know, carriers = instant win (not)
Fucking teamstacker, let's all go for him....
by PzkfWIIIII February 10, 2008
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Teamism

A mental illness that occurs when you no longer care about right and wrong, just so long as your ideological "team" wins a piece of political ground, real or imagined. Rampant among American citizens who have hopelessly given in to the two-party political system. Its a fear that if you open your mind to your opposition that you are being coerced by evil. It's the feeling you get when you begin to resent family or friends during a heated political argument. The belief that any dissenting opinions other than those held by the doctrines of your party or denomination hold an evil agenda.
The conservative politician from Alabama spoke in favor of gay rights. I didn't trust him at first but it might have been my own sense of teamism that kept me.

"Max Talbot is on the Bruins now? I hate that guy."
"But you said in '09 when he scored two goals in game 7 that you would suck his dick. That's some bullshit teamism, dude."
"I know. He's still awesome and it pisses me off."

You cannot despise people who suffer from teamism and teamist thoughts. If someone you care about cannot talk to you about something they feel is important without belittling others for thinking differently, be kinder to them and never bring up the topic again. The bile and bullshit they inject life's petty squabbles with have to iron itself out.
by deincredibles March 5, 2015
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TeamTurbulence

A one of a kind youtuber devoted to making the worst content.
TeamTurbulence you have shit content
by G3 WougE March 11, 2019
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Teamaholic

Someone who is loyal to one sports team and delusion-ally thinks they’re apart of the team
Uncle Paul suffers from teamaholic as he screams at the tv watching the green bay packers lose the game.
by Buggy boy May 16, 2020
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